I'd buy a Pro Tour team and call it the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm Cycling Team.
The cycling world thinks Michael Ball is eccentric, HA! they haven't seen Duckman with money yet.
We'd have a fancy tour bus just like theirs.
Except ours would have a different "feel" to them....
With similarly matching team cars and our riders would have only one objective, win or lose they must and I mean must get in EVERY single break that goes up the road. I want that team car in every shot, every video and every living room in Europe and abroad.
We'd be sassy,
And have undeniable and highly marketable sex appeal.....................
Then after everything was in place, I'd sit back with a tub of popcorn and watch all the fun.